Who is Parlay Pete?
Parlay Pete is every sports bettor who's ever been one leg away from a life-changing parlay — and somehow, someway, that last leg lost.
He's the guy who turned $5 into $4,800 on a six-teamer before the kicker shanked a 27-yarder with no time left. He's the guy who "just knew" the over was hitting. He didn't know.
Pete isn't a cautionary tale. He's a lifestyle.
If you've ever screamed at a television over a backdoor cover, texted your buddy "easy money" before promptly losing easy money, or refreshed a sportsbook app more times than you'd like to admit — you already know Pete.
Who is Parlay Pete is apparel for the degenerate in all of us. Wear it with pride. You've earned it.